I’ve always taken pride in my ability to stay away from this smut. I don’t read it online, watch it on TV, or buy the magazines. So imagine my horror when I found an US subscription in my mail box IN MY NAME? How humiliating. What are the neighbors going to think of me? Honestly, I didn’t do this. I just ordered tickets to a show at the Fillmore through Ticketmaster and as a door prize I get a free subscription to this trash. And it comes every week! The saddest part of all? I’m totally going to read it.
Listen to “Testimony” by The Phenomenal Handclap Band
Something for “the reading room.”
hilarious. but, totally inappropriate – the least they could do is get you a subscription to Paste or some other indie-rock-porn, but, US Weekly – shameful.
Yeah, no kidding. Even Rolling Stone would be better – the US Weekly of music.