Ticketmaster Did This To Me


I’ve always taken pride in my ability to stay away from this smut. I don’t read it online, watch it on TV, or buy the magazines.  So imagine my horror when I found an US subscription in my mail box IN MY NAME? How humiliating.  What are the neighbors going to think of me?  Honestly, I didn’t do this.  I just ordered tickets to a show at the Fillmore through Ticketmaster and as a door prize I get a free subscription to this trash. And it comes every week!  The saddest part of all?  I’m totally going to read it.

Listen to “Testimony” by The Phenomenal Handclap Band

3 thoughts on “Ticketmaster Did This To Me

  1. hilarious. but, totally inappropriate – the least they could do is get you a subscription to Paste or some other indie-rock-porn, but, US Weekly – shameful.

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